Charlie and Chocolate Factory II: Return to the Factory

2004-12-31T15:09:00.000-08:00

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 2:
Return to the Factory

With a memory game in
chapters 16 & 17.
(With a half-hour wait.)

by Gabriel Greenwood
typed by Todd Greenwood
co-directed by Mike Teevee
songs by Veruca Salt

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Coming Eventually: Firefairy and Frankenstein MonsterTable of Contents

Table of Contents

Chapter 1: Charlie Crashes Again! 4
Chapter 2: Violet Beauregard Arrives Next 6
Chapter 3: The Stolen Squirrels. 7
Chapter 4: Wasting Oompa Loompas. 8
Chapter 5: The Big Explosion. 10
Chapter 6: Chocolate in Disguise. 12
Chapter 7: The Mystery Chocolate Box. 14
Chapter 8: The Fiery Furnace. 16
Chapter 9: Mrs. Wonka. 18
Chapter 10: Grandpa Joe Starts to Shiver 21
Chapter 11: Hospital Problems. 22
Chapter 12: Charlie and the Attack of Dr. P. Bottom.. 24
Chapter 13: Ticks and Tacks. 26
Chapter 14: Charlie Makes a Chocolate Éclair 27
Chapter 15: Homer Wonka. 29
Chapter 16: The Black Cauldron. 31
Chapter 17: French. 33
Chapter 18: Augustus Gloop and The Secret Agent 35
Chapter 19: Horror! 37
Chapter 20: The Adventure Heroes. 39
Index and Why Questions. 42

Chapter 1: Charlie Crashes Again!

When Charlie and Mr. Wonka and the four old grandparents and the two parents were in the glass elevator they heard a crack under the elevator. The hole that they crashed out of the window out of was, next to them. “CRASH!” went the elevator.
“When we get down to the ground, I'm going to be sick!” said Grandma Josephine.
“Me too” said Grandpa George.
“Don't worry, this elevator never cracks any lower” said Mr. Wonka.
“Yes! Mr. Wonka is right,” said Charlie.
“You'll be surprised, my wife, when you taste the sweetness of Mr. Wonka's chocolate,” said Grandpa Joe.
Then the three old grand people gasped.
“You don't mean chocolate?” said Grandma Georgina.
“Yes, I mean chocolate,” said Grandpa Joe.
“You'll be joyful when you taste the buttercups,” said Mr. Wonka. “Now Charlie, it's about time for me ask you. Why are you so skinny?” asked Mr. Wonka.
“We could only afford for breakfast bok choy cabbage. For lunch cabbage with soup poured on it. And for dinner cabbage soup,” said Mrs. Bucket.
“I see,” said Mr. Wonka. “The other people who came to the factory were very rich. You are the right boy to run the factory. But first, I must give you half my money. Here's 50 dollars,” said Mr. Wonka.
“Gee, that's swell! Thanks, Mr. Wonka,” said Charlie.
“We are ready for landing,” said Mr. Wonka. “Now, we are safely on the ground.”
The four old grandparents and Charlie and Mr. Wonka and the parents saw outside the windows a big giant waterfall of chocolate falling down a chocolate river.
“Now, let's all bring out the bed,” said Mr. Wonka.
“Hold on to my leg Charlie,” said Grandpa Joe.
“There now. The bed's out. Let's all come out,” said Mr. Wonka.
“Wow!” said everybody (except Mr. Wonka). Everything was covered with chocolate. Mr. Wonka was testing the chocolate to see if it was OK to drink some.
“It's OK to drink some chocolate from the river. I'll just put the bed aside the riverbank. There, try some,” said Mr. Wonka.
First, Grandpa Joe tried some. “Yummy!” said Grandpa Joe.
Next, Grandpa George tried some. “Umm! This is better than cabbage soup.”
Then, Grandma Josephine tried some next. “YUMM-MEE!” she yelled.
Then Grandma Georgina. “YUMMMM-MEEEEE!” this is sweeter than I thought it would be.”
“Let's move on to the next room,” said Mr. Wonka. But before they could, someone arrived next.

Chapter 2: Violet Beauregard Arrives Next

The doors opened and there stood Ms. Violet Beauregard and her parents.
“We came back, Mr. Wonka!” said Mrs. Beauregard.
“Yes, we’ve come back!” said Mr. Beauregard.
“Well then, the Beauregards are joining us!” said Mr. Wonka. “Please join us, Beauregards,” said Mr. Wonka.
And they all went into a mysterious room.
“This room was built 5 years ago,” said Mr. Wonka.
“This place has 5 quarts of chocolate,” said Grandma Josephine.
“Did you know that this chocolate can be used for anything?” said Mr. Wonka. “For example, let’s say that you’re making teriyaki sauce. You would add a quart of chocolate to make it a little sweeter. And another example: let’s say you were making milk. You would add white chocolate in there to make it a chocolaty taste.
“Is there any gum here?” asked Violet Beauregard.
“Back at home, can we make bok choy soup out of chocolate?” asked Mr. Bucket.
“You would have to use Chinese chocolate,” said Mr. Wonka.
Then the Beauregards, the Buckets and Mr. Wonka went on a blue boat.
“This is called the Blueberry Boat. It’s made of blueberry chocolate,” said Mr. Wonka.
“What happened to the pink boat?” asked Charlie.
“It sunk until it was it was brown bubblegum pieces,” said Mr. Wonka.
“Can this blueberry boat go to the nut room?” asked Grandpa George.
“Of course!” yelled Mr. Wonka.
“Can we go there?” asked Grandma Josephine.
“Of course, madam,” said Mr. Wonka.
“Well then, the nut room we’ll go to!” announced Charlie.
But first, they had to solve a mystery.

Chapter 3: The Stolen Squirrels

“Splish, splash,” went the boat.
“We’re almost there. We only have 5 doors to pass,” said Mr. Wonka.
A drop of chocolate dropped on Grandpa George’s head.
“Where are the Oompa Loompas,” asked Charlie.
“They’re inside the boat steering,” said Mr. Wonka.
“Oh,” said Charlie.
“Can I see them?” asked Mrs. Bucket.
“Oh course!” yelled Mr. Wonka. “Take my hand, madam.”
And Mrs. Bucket and Mr. Wonka went to see the Ooompa Loompas. Meanwhile, the front doors opened and there stood Augustus Gloop and his nasty aunt.
“Where did everybody go?” asked Augustus Gloop.
“Hey, I see a boat coming here,” snickered the Nasty Aunt.
“Toot toot,” went the boat.
“Can we come on?” asked Augustus Gloop.
“Of course!” said Mr. Wonka. “Stop the boat, please, Oompa Loompas.” And the boat stopped. And Augustus Gloop and his nasty aunt went on the blueberry boat.
When everybody got to the nut room, Mr. Wonka opened the door and inside there were NO SQUIRRELLS in there!
“Where did all the squirrels go?” asked Charlie.
“I do not know,” said Mr. Wonka.
“This is a big mystery,” said Grandma Georgina.
“It is,” said Grandma Josephine.
“We must search the nut room!” said Mr. Wonka.
Everyone searched and searched and searched and searched and searched. Then, Grandpa George heard a squirrel squeak. All the squirrels were all in a big cage.
“What are they doing there?” asked Charlie.
“I do not know,” said Mr. Wonka.
But, Augustus Gloop knew who locked them up in the cage. Find out who locked the squirrels up in the cage in Chapter 4!

Chapter 4: Wasting Oompa Loompas

Augustus Gloop thought that his Nasty Aunt locked all the squirrels up because she was so nasty that she killed her own brother! That brother was Augustus Gloop’s father! (Don’t mention that to anybody.)
And then Augustus Gloop took a tiny ax from his pocket, BUT, his aunt took another tiny ax from her pocket and they both missed each other!
The axes hit each other. “Oh man!” they both said.
“What was that for?” said Charlie.
“I just had an idea,” said Augustus Gloop.
“Yeah, whatever Augustus Gloop says, I believe him,” said Augustus Gloop’s aunt.
“Augustus Gloop, I have something to tell you: If you have an idea, first tell us what it is,” said Charlie.
“OK,” said Augustus Gloop.
So, Augustus Gloop called “Oompa Loompas! Oompa Loompas! Seize that aunt!” said Augustus Gloop.
“What do you mean?” asked one of the Oompa Looopas.
“I can see an ant that is very strange…”
“Can it crawl?” said another Oompa Loompa.
“And why isn’t it black” said another one.
“And why isn’t his eyes on top of his head?” said another Oompa Loompa.
“No way! My aunt wouldn’t have her eyes on top of her head,” said Augustus Gloop. “And she is not an ant!”
But there were too many Oompa Loompas in the room.
“Augustus Gloop, I think you wasted Oompa Loompas,” said Charlie.
“I’m out of here!” said Augustus Gloop’s aunt.
“I beg your pardon? You are out of here?” said Mr. Wonka. “Where are you from? Scotland?” said Charlie to Mr. Wonka.
“No way! I’m from England,” said Mr. Wonka. “And I have many admirers from England. And from the factory.”
“ I didn’t know this was a factory,” said Augustus Gloop’s aunt in a snickering way.
The three Oompa Loompas that were all named Eric went to the squirrels and they opened the cage and they freed the squirrels. But the squirrels didn’t start working. Instead they threw the nuts at Augustus Gloop’s aunt.
“What do they think they I am? A big fat British soldier?” said Augustus Gloop’s aunt.
“No,” said Grandma Josephine.
“They just think that you’re a dodo,” said Grandpa George.
“Really?” said Augustus Gloop’s aunt.
“Yup,” said Grandpa Joe.
“Because I thought they were playing war or something,” said Augustus Gloop’s Aunt. “And still, I’m out of there! And I will be jumping out of that window,” said Augustus Gloop’s aunt, pointing at a window. “Good bye everyone!” said Augustus Gloop’s aunt in a bullying way.
And then she did exit through the window. She jumped up and only 8 fingers were holding on to the window sill and then she added her thumbs on the windowsill and then she did a cartwheel on the windowsill and she fell out of the factory and she fell knees-first on the ground.
“Well, she’s gone,” said Augustus Gloop.
“Come on. Let’s see the bubble room,” said Mr. Wonka and they all continued through the factory.

Chapter 5: The Big Explosion

Next, Charlie, Mr. Wonka, the four grandparents, the parents, Violet Beauregard and her parents and Augustus Gloop went into a bubble room.
“Bubbles, bubbles, bubbles everywhere. You can see that,” said Mr. Wonka. “Right here on this desk there are three explosions.”
“What are their names?” said Grandma Georgina.
“The first one is called, Blue Aquad,” said Mr. Wonka.
“Very interesting,” said Grandpa George.
“The second one is called Red Violent,” said Mr. Wonka.
“That is also interesting,” said Grandma Georgina.
“And the last and final one is called Yellow Cardamom. Do you want to see an explosion?” asked Mr. Wonka.
“Please don’t do it!!!!! Please don’t it!!!!! Please don’t it!!!!!
Please don’t it!!!!!” said Grandma Josephine.
“Go!” said Mr. Wonka.
SPLASH! The Yellow Cardamom went all over the place and most of it splattered on Augustus Gloop.
“That was not, not nice,” said Mr. Bucket.
“Now I will do the second one.”
“Please don’t do it!!!!! Please don’t it!!!!! Please don’t it!!!!!
Please don’t it!!!!! Please don’t it!!!!!” said Grandma Georgina.
“Go!” said Mr. Wonka.
SPLAT! But this time the Red Violent splattered mostly on Charlie.
“I told you again Mr. Wonka: That was NOT NICE!” said Mr. Bucket.
“And now, I will splatter the first one ….”“Please don’t do it!!!!! Please don’t it!!!!! Please don’t it!!!!!
Please don’t it!!!!! Please don’t it!!!!! Please don’t it!!!!!” said Grandpa George.
“Go!” said Mr. Wonka.
SPLAT!! But this time most of the Blue Aquad went on Grandpa Joe’s face.
‘This is the last time I’m ever going to tell you it: THAT WAS NOT NICE!!!!!!” yelled Mr. Bucket.
“OK, OK. I’ll stop it.” And that’s what Mr. Wonka did.

Chapter 6: Chocolate in Disguise

Charlie, Mr. Wonka, the four old grandparents, the two parents, Violet Beauregard and her parents and Augustus Gloop went into a big dark room.
“This is where you get the dark chocolate,” said Mr. Wonka.
“I’ve noticed why,” said Violet Borregard.
“There is only thing I need to tell you,” said Grandma Georgina.
“And what is that?” said Mr. Wonka.
“Turn on the lights!”
“I’m sorry madam, but there is no electricity,” said Mr. Wonka.
` “You dumb thief!” said Grandpa George.
“Don’t you dare say that to Mr. Wonka,” said Charlie.
“Who says?” said Augustus Gloop.
“Grandpa Joe says. After all, he knows Mr. Wonka, his mother, his father, even his aunt and his sister. Even Prince Punkychallow.”
“But who is Prince Punkychallow,” said Mr. Wonka.
“You mean you’ve never met Prince Punkychallow?” said Charlie.
“Good heavens, no…. well, I’ve met a chicken named Prince Punkycallow,” said Mr. Wonka.
“Prince Punchychallow is a chicken?” asked Charlie. Grandpa Joe…were you lying?”
“Good heavens no. I do know all about Mr. Wonka,” said Grandpa Joe.
“Are you sure,” asked Charlie.
“I’m sure,” said Grandpa Joe.
“Hey, where did all the dark chocolate go?” asked Charlie.
“I do not know,” said Mr. Wonka.
“Trouble again,” said Grandma Josephine.
“I found out the mystery! This room can make dark chocolate AND the chocolate is in disguise,” said Mr. Wonka.
“Cool,” said Augustus Gloop.
“But how can we eat the chocolate?” asked Charlie.
“You just go into a spot where you think the chocolate is and you bite on the air, and you will taste chocolate.”
“Hmm. That’s very interesting,” said Grandma Josephine.
“Well, everyone. Get ready to bite air!” said Violet Beauregard.
So they bit and they bit and they bit and they bit and they bit and they bit. Everyone was biting in the air but nobody could find the missing chocolate. Finally, Charlie bit, and he felt like he was eating chocolate.
“I ate the chocolate!” said Charlie.
“You did it! You found the chocolate!” said Mr. Wonka.
And the mystery was solved.

Chapter 7: The Mystery Chocolate Box

Charlie, Mr. Wonka, the four old grandparents, the parents, Violet Beauregard and her parents and Augutus Gloop went into a gray room and on the floor was a box that said ‘Mysterious Chocolate.’
“What’s this room called?” asked Augustus Gloop.
“I do not know. This room is not supposed to be here,” said Mr. Wonka. “No one in the factory built it.”
“It isn’t?” asked Charlie.
“Yes, it isn’t,” said Mr. Wonka.
“I know what this place is: a mystery place!” said Grandpa George.
Then Charlie went over and picked up the long box and he opened it. Inside was the most mysterious chocolate in the world. It was brown, green and macaroni and cheese yellow.
“This place is infested with mystery,” said Charlie.
“You don’t mean we have to solve another mystery,” said Grandpa Joe.
“Yes it does,” said Mr. Wonka.
“Then what is the mystery?” said Grandpa George.
“The mystery is, who built this place?” said Mr. Wonka.
“Do you mean we have to go through the whole factory to solve the mystery,” said Grandma Josephine.
“Oh, yes we do!” said Grandma Georgina.
Everybody searched and searched and searched and searched and searched and searched and searched going from room to room. Suddenly they heard a big scream coming from outside the factory.
Everybody ran outside the factory and there was standing Augustus Gloop’s nasty aunt with grass and worms on her body! All the Oompa Loompas came running after them.
“You dumb guys, help me!” said Augustus Gloop’s nasty aunt.
“Only if you tell us who built the mystery room,” said Augustus Gloop.
“All right. OK. But only if you pay me two quarters,” said Augustus Gloop’s aunt.
“Well, we don’t have two quarters,” said Charlie. “But we certainly have the most mysterious chocolate in the world. You want some?!”
And Charlie threw the entire box at Augustus Gloop’s aunt. The next thing, there was a green, grassy, wormy aunt kneeling on the ground with a brown face. And that was the end of Augustus Gloop’s aunt.
“Oompa Loompas! Take her to the cleaning room and clean her up. And then return her to the group,” said Mr. Wonka.
And that’s what happened.

Chapter 8: The Fiery Furnace

After Augustus Gloop’s aunt was cleaned, Mr. Wonka, the four old grandparents, the parents, Violet Beauregard and her parents and Augutus Gloop and Charlie went into a red room.
“This is the furnace. And this is where you make hot chocolate chocolates,” said Mr. Wonka.
“Wow! This place is 180 degrees!” said Violet Beauregard. “And there’s another question I have to ask you.”
“Yes, Violet Beauregard?”
“Is there any gum in here?”
“No there is not,” said Mr. Wonka.
“Uh oh!” said Grandpa George.
“What?” asked Charlie.
“The furnace is going to blow up!” said Grandpa George.
“Hold on to my leg Charlie,” said Grandpa Joe.
Everybody shivered.
BLAST!
All the hot chocolate chocolates were bursting out like hot lava from a volcano.
“Yikes!” said Grandma Georgina.
“This is one the worst things I’ve ever seen in my whole life!” said Grandma Josephine.
SPLAT! All the fire came out of the furnace.
“AHHHHH!” shouted everybody.
“Who can save us from this terrible fire?” said Grandma Georgina.
“WREEA-REEEE!” whistled Mr. Wonka.
Fourteen Oompa Loompas appeared in the room. They all took a hose and squirted on the places where the fire was.
“The Oompa Loompas saved the day!” said Grandpa George.
Then the Oompa Loompas appeared on millions of newspapers and they also appeared on TV. The one who really wanted to see it was Mike Teevee. (Psss: don’t tell anybody that he’s the co-director of this book!!)
Mike Teevee watched the show 5 billion times and he couldn’t stop watching. 30 hours later he turned into a couch potato. And Mike Teevee never watched the Oompa Loompas again on MTV.

Chapter 9: Mrs. Wonka

After they saw the furnace, Charlie, Mr. Wonka, the four old grandparents, the two parents, Violet Beauregard, her parents and Augustus Gloop me a lady.
“This is Mrs. Wonka,” said Mr. Wonka.
“Hello,” said Mrs. Wonka.
“Hi,” said everybody.
“Hello my darling,” said Mr. Wonka.
“How is my best son in the world?” said Mr. Wonka.
“He’s doing fine,” said Mrs. Wonka.
“Meet Charlie,” said Mr. Wonka.
“Hi,” said Charlie.
“It’s nice to meet you,” said Mrs. Wonka.
“And meet his two grandfathers: Grandpa George and Grandpa Joe,” said Mr. Wonka
“It’s nice to meet you both,” said Mrs. Wonka.
“And meet his two grandmothers: Grandma Georgina and Grandma Josephine,” said Mr. Wonka
“It’s nice to meet both you ladies,” said Mrs. Wonka.
“Hi,” they both said.
“And meet Charlie’s two parents: Mr. Bucket and Mrs. Bucket.”
“Well, it’s nice to meet you both,” said Mrs. Wonka.
“Hello,” said Mrs. Bucket.
“Hello,” said Mr. Bucket.
“And meet Violet Bearegard,” said Mr. Wonka.
“It’s nice to meet you young girl,” said Mrs. Wonka.
“Hi,” said Violet Beauregard.
“And meet her parents: Mr. Beauregard and Mrs. Bearuegard,” said Mr. Wonka.
“It’s nice to meet you both,” said Mrs. Wonka.
“Hi,” said Mr. Beauregard.
“Hi,” said Mrs. Beauregard.
“And meet Augustus Gloop,” said Mr. Wonka.
“It’s nice to meet you,” said Mrs. Wonka.
“She’ll be joining us for our visit at the factory,” said Mr. Wonka. “Come on. Let’s go on to our next room.”
So Charlie, Mr. Wonka, Mrs. Wonka, the four old grandparents, the two parents, Violet Beauregard and her parents and Augustus Gloop went into a room with an ice cream maker in it.
“Everyone can each have a taste,” said Mr. Wonka.
So, Mr. Wonka, Charlie, Mrs. Wonka, the four old grandparents, the two parents, Violet Beauregard and her parents and Augustus Gloop went near the ice cream machine.
“Can you wait along here please,” said Mr. Wonka. “Now first Grandpa Joe will taste one.”
So Grandpa Joe took a taste of Coffee Coffee buzz buzz buzz.
“Yum!” said Grandpa Joe.
1. “Next, Mrs. Wonka,” said Mr. Wonka.
So Mrs. Wonka took a taste of vanilla mango burst.
“Delish-sho-mo!” said Mrs. Wonka.
“Next, Grandpa George will taste some ice cream,” said Mr. Wonka.
So Grandpa George took a taste of melted cream bottom.
“Yum-o-lish-o!” said Grandpa George.
“Next Grandma Josephine will taste some ice cream,” said Mr. Wonka.
So Grandma Josephine took a taste of orange chocolate burst melon.
“Yum-o-livy-o-fo!” said Grandma Josephine.
“Next Grandma Georgina,” said Mr. Wonka.
Grandma Georgina took a taste of mint tuck-a-ding.
“Yum-o-livy-o-fo-dingy!” said Grandma Georgina.
“Next Violet Beauregard will taste some ice cream,” said Mr. Wonka.
Violet Beauregard took a taste of green tea ice cream.
“Yum-o-livy-o-fo-dingy-dongy!”
“Next Mr. Bucket will taste some ice cream,” said Mr. Wonka.
Mr. Bucket took a taste of blacksmith.
“Yum-o-livy-o-fo-dingy-dongy-dongy-dongy!”
“Next Mrs. Bucket will taste some ice cream,” said Mr. Wonka.
Mrs. Bucket took a taste of mustache blacksmith.
“Eeeeee-maaaaazingy!” said Mrs. Bucket
“Next Mr. Beauregard will taste some ice cream,” said Mr. Wonka.
Mr. Bearegard took a taste of envelope pink.
“Amazy-o-fo!”
“Next Mrs. Beauregard will taste some ice cream,” said Mr. Wonka.
Mrs. Bearegard took a taste of soup-power orange
“Amazy-o-fo-do-fo!”
“Next Augustus Gloop will taste some ice cream,” said Mr. Wonka.
Augustus Gloop took a taste of colorland squirt.
“Yuck”
And that was the end of the ice cream.

Chapter 10: Grandpa Joe Starts to Shiver

So, everybody went into the hallway. Suddenly, Grandpa Joe started to shiver.
“Grandpa Joe, are you OK?” said Charlie.
“Not really,” said Grandpa Joe. “I’m really sick,” he said again.
“Maybe we should see the nurse,” said Grandma Georgina.
“Do not worry. There is a hospital in the factory also,” said Mr. Wonka.
“Are you sure?” said Grandpa George.
“I’m sure,” said Mr. Wonka.
“Mommy, can I change my name from Violet Beauregard to Instinct Beauregard?” said Violet Beauregard.
“Certainly not,” said Mrs. Beauregard.
“Just come on, come on! Let’s get Grandpa Joe to the hospital,” said Grandma Josephine.
So everyone rushed Grandpa Joe to the hospital.

Meanwhile, Augustus Gloop’s aunt was looking at the furnace. “It’s not interesting,” said Augustus Gloop’s aunt.
Suddenly, Violet Beauregard’s uncle approached the factory.
“Is this the place,” said Violet Beauregard’s uncle?”
‘Toot, toot’, went the Blueberry Boat.
“Come on, come on! We’ll take you the group,” said the Oompa Loompas.
First, the Blueberry Boat started out slow. Then it went faster and faster and faster and soon it went so fast that it passed Mr. Wonka and everybody else.
“Uncle!” said Violet Beauregard. And Violet Beauregard went over to her uncle and she gave him a big hug.
Mrs. Wonka blushed. “Come on, come on, Violet Beauregard. Let’s move on to the next room,” said Mr. Wonka. So Charlie, Mr. Wonka, Grandpa George, Grandpa Joe, Grandma Josephine, Grandma Georgina, Violet Beauregard and her parents, Violet Bearegard’s uncle and Augustus Gloop started to go to another room.

Chapter 11: Hospital Problems

When everybody got to the hospital, there standing was Dr. P. Bottom.
“Is there another sick person?” asked Dr. P. Bottom.
“Yes, doctor,” said Mr. Wonka.
“Here is Grandpa Joe, and he is very sick,” said Grandma Josephine.
“Well, a grandpa that is very sick. Hmm. He must be very old,” said Dr. P. Bottom.
So, everybody went into the hospital. The hospital looked like it was shut down because the lights were off.
“Oompa Loompas! Turn on the light,” said Dr. P. Bottom.
On came the lights. The hospital looked like Rochester. It had 15,000 doctors in it.
“Wow! How many doctors are there?” asked Grandma Josephine.
“15 thousand and 1, including me,” said Dr. P. Bottom.
So, Dr. P. Bottom put Grandpa Joe in a bed for people ages 76 ½ to 157.
“I feel comfortable in this bed,” said Grandpa Joe.
“Everyone in between ages 76 ½ to 157 is comfortable,” said Dr. P. Bottom.
“They are?” asked Grandpa George.
“Oh yes they are,” answered Mrs. Wonka.
First Dr. P. Bottom took a look at Grandpa Joe’s ears. But the stethoscope became dull and rusty.
“Oh gee whiz!” said Dr. P. Bottom.
Then Dr. P. Bottom took a look at Grandpa Joe’s nose, but the nose scope became rusty.
“Oh gee whiz again,” said Dr. P. Bottom.
And then Dr. P. Bottom looked at Grandpa Joe’s eyes.
“Aha! I know what the problem is!” said Dr. P. Bottom.
“What is it?” said Grandpa Joe.
“You’re shivering because I left the windows open,” said Dr. P. Bottom.
“In the whole factory?”
“Yes. So you’re shivering not because you’re sick but because you’re cold.”
So Dr. P. Bottom left Grandpa Joe in the check-in room and then he closed the windows, shut, shut, shut, one by one. And Grandpa Joe got better again.

Chapter 12: Charlie and the Attack of Dr. P. Bottom

When Grandpa Joe was back from the hospital, Grandpa Joe jumped out of the bed.
“What was wrong?” asked Grandma Josephine.
“Aw, nothing,” said Grandpa Joe.
“Charlie? Whose leg did you hold on to?” asked Grandpa Joe.
“Grandpa George,” said Charlie in a squeaky voice.
“What’s wrong?” asked Grandma Josephine.
“Oh, nothing,” said Charlie in a squeaky voice again.
“Oh no,” said Grandma Josephine.
“Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!” cackled Dr. P. Bottom.
“You fool!” said Grandpa Joe to Dr. P. Bottom.
“Charlie! Watch out!” yelled Mrs. Bucket.
“Yikes!” yelled Charlie and he ran and ran and ran. And Dr. P. Bottom ran after him.
“I’ll kill you!” yelled Dr. P. Bottom.
When Charlie came to a fork in the road, Dr. P. Bottom pulled out an ax and he was about to chop him with it. Charlie was trapped!
Then out of nowhere, an Oompa Loompa jumped out of a machine and he tried to block Dr. P. Bottom, but Dr. P. Bottom kept on swinging his ax! Then Charlie had an idea. He called for Mr. and Mrs. Wonka. They came running over and they told the Oompa Loompa to take Dr. P. Bottom away.
But Dr. P. Bottom escaped.
“No! It can’t be,” said Mr. Wonka.
But Dr. P. Bottom, the fooling doctor, was back!
Then Mr. Wonka called, “Oompa Loompas! Oompa Loompas!” and millions of Oompa Loompa jumped out of the machines.
“Take Dr. P. Bottom to the furnace and fire him!” said Mrs. Wonka. And then the Ooompa Loompas went to Dr. P. Bottom and took him by the arm and they bit his arm!
“AAAAAAAAAAH!” yelled Dr. P. Bottom.
Then out of nowhere came Augustus Gloop’s aunt who went running into one of the machines to try to save Dr. P. Bottom.
“Yowwwwieeeeeeeeeishie!” yelled Augustus Gloop’s aunt.
“BANG!” went the machine.
And there standing was an electric aunt because she got an electric shock.
“Seize that woman!” said Charlie in a Mr. Wonkaish way.
“But Charlie, what about Dr. P. Bottom!” said Grandpa Joe. “We are going to waste Ooompa Loompas again.”
“You’re right,” said Charlie. “I’m going to have to think of another plan.”
Then Charlie took a pocket watch out of his pocket and he threw it.
“SLAM!” went the pocket watch at Dr. P. Bottom’s face.
“Uh oh,” said Charlie.
Then Dr. P. Bottom escaped from the Oompa Loompas. Then Charlie hopped on a cart pulled by horses and then rode away. Then Dr. P. Bottom ran out of the factory and got into his car. And they had a car and horse cart chase.
“Come baaaaaaaaaaack!!!!!!!!!!” yelled Mr. And Mrs. Wonka.
But Charlie couldn’t hear them, so he just kept on riding.

Chapter 13: Ticks and Tacks

Meanwhile, Violet Beauregard’s uncle was looking at the furnace. “I’ve seen a furnace like this: it’s red and white and red and yellow and orange,” said Violet Beauregard’s uncle.
Meanwhile, Mr. Wonka, Mrs. Wonka, the four old grandparents, the two parents, Violet Beauregard and her parents and Augustus Gloop were catching up with Charlie and Dr. P. Bottom. Suddenly, out of the carriage came ticks and tacks. “Ahhhh!” yelled Charlie. The ticks and tacks threw Charlie off the cart.
Dr. P. Bottom found Charlie. “At last! I’ve trapped you!” said Dr. P. Bottom.
“But not for long!” said a voice.
Then Dr. P. Bottom turned around and there standing was Grandma Josephine with half of Dr. P. Bottom’s ax.
“I’ve trapped you, now,” said Charlie.
“But not for long,” said Dr. P. Bottom. “Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,” cackled Dr. P. Bottom.
“Did you know that you are not going to trap me, because I have a bit of your ax, Dr. P. Bottom,” said Charlie.
“Huh?” said Dr. P. Bottom.
“Bye bye,” said Grandpa George.
And Charlie chopped Dr. P. Bottom’s hand off. And the ticks and tacks carried Dr. P. Bottom’s hand away. And Dr. P. Bottom fell down on the ground. And from now on, there was only 15,000 doctors in the hospital.
Meanwhile, the Daily News was showing Dr. P. Bottom laying on the ground outside of the factory. “Dr. P. Bottom Dies,” the headline said.
Then Veruca Salt’s dad came to the city and he had a copy of the newspaper and he ripped it. “This is not true!’ Veruca Salt’s dad said. (But from now on, it’s always true. And it always was.)

Chapter 14: Charlie Makes a Chocolate Éclair

Meanwhile, Charlie, Mr. Wonka, Mrs. Wonka, the four old grandparents, the two parents, Violet Beauregard and her parents and Augustus Gloop were at the café.
“This is the café,” said Mr. Wonka. “Everyone, take a seat.”
The four old grandparents sat at one table. Charlie, Mr. Wonka and Mr. And Mrs. Bucket sat at another table. Violet Beauregard and her parents and Mrs. Wonka sat at a third. And Augustus Gloop sat at a table all by himself. Out from behind the counter came four waiters and everybody was ready to order.
Suddenly, a waiter recognized Charlie. “I know you: you’re Charlie!” said the waiter.
“Come on. We need one more chef to bake the éclairs,” another one said.
“Are you good at making éclairs?” a third waiter asked.
“Well of course he is, but he learned it with me, so I’ll have to come with him,” said Grandpa George.
So, Grandpa George and Charlie went into the kitchen. The head chef showed them where they make the chocolate éclairs.
“They’re not only éclairs, they’re chocolate éclairs,” said the head chef.
“How about Charlie makes the éclair parts and I’ll make the chocolate,” said Grandpa George.
“Charlie, let’s get started!” said the assistant chef.
First, Charlie made the dough. Then Charlie added egg yolk and the egg white to the dough. Next, Charlie added butter and flour to the dough. Grandpa George added sugar, milk and chocolate chips. Then, Grandpa George melted the ingredients in the microwave. Then, Grandpa George poured a big pot of chocolate onto the éclair. And then Charlie and Grandpa George were finished making their first éclair. Then they repeated these steps again and again and again and again and again and again and again.
The great thing was that everyone ordered a chocolate éclair. But there was one thing: they forgot to add to the cream in. So Charlie and Grandpa George quickly squeezed some cream in the middle of the éclairs. And the éclairs were finally finished.
The first table was the four old grandparents’ table. The second table was Charlie, Mr. Wonka, and Mr. And Mrs. Bucket’s table. Third, Mrs. Wonka, Violet Beauregard and her parents’ table. Last but not least, Augustus Gloop’s table.
Everybody had their éclairs and everybody was happy, thanks to Charlie who made the best chocolate éclairs in the world.

Chapter 15: Homer Wonka

When everybody was done with the éclairs, Charlie, Mr. Wonka, Mrs. Wonka, the four old grandparents, the two parents, Violet Beauregard and her parents and Augustus Gloop went into the hallway and they met a boy.
“How’s my big boy doing?” asked Mr. Wonka.
“I’m doing great dad,” said the boy.
“This is my son, Homer Wonka,” said Mr. Wonka.
“How’s everything doing dad?” asked Homer.
“Son, meet Charlie.”
“Hi,” said Charlie.
“Hi,” said Homer.
“Next, meet Grandpa Joe.”
“Hi,” said Grandpa Joe.
“Hi,” said Homer.
“Next, Homer, meet Grandpa George.” “Hi,” said Grandpa George.
“Hi,” said Homer.
“Next, Homer, meet Grandma Josephine.”
“Hi,” said Grandma Josephine.
“Hi,” said Homer.
“Next, Homer, meet Grandma Georgina.”
“Hi,” said Grandma Georgina.
“Hi,” said Homer.
“Next, meet Mr. Beauregard.”
“Hi,” said Mr. Beauregard.
“Hi,” said Homer.
“Next, son, meet Mrs. Beauregard.”
“Hi,” said Mrs. Beauregard.
“Hi,” said Homer.
“Next, son, meet Violet.”
“Hi,” said Violet.
“Hi,” said Homer.
“Next, son, meet Augustus.”
“Hello-oooo,” said Augustus.
“Hello-oooo to you toooooo,” said Homer. “Hi mom. How’d you get here so fast?” said Homer.
“I just got here fast,” said Mrs. Wonka.
“Homer, what happened to your scarf?” said Mr. Wonka.
“I just didn’t wear it today,” said Homer. “Wait a minute, I forgot my scarf when I had my chocolate éclair,” said Homer. “I’ll go get it.” And Homer went to get his favorite scarf.
So Mr. Wonka and Mrs. Wonka and everybody waited. And Homer seemed to never come back. Suddenly, Homer came back and everybody moved on to see another room.

Chapter 16: The Black Cauldron

Next, Charlie, Mr. Wonka, Mrs. Wonka, the four old grandparents, the two parents, Violet Beauregard and her parents and Augustus Gloop and Homer went into a black round hallway.
“Wait until you see this!” said Homer.
“Not another invention!” said Mr. Wonka.
“Oh yes!” said Homer.
“Oompa Loompas, turn on the lights!” and there they were in a black cauldron! “Wait until you see this!” said Homer.
“You’re not going to explode us again?” said Mrs. Wonka.
“Yep,” said Homer.
And Homer brought in a large bottle. “Now everybody, go into this bottle,” said Homer. “First I will.” And Homer slid into the bottle.
“Perhaps, I will be next,” said Mr. Wonka. And Mr. Wonka slid into the bottle.
“Next, me,” said Mrs. Wonka and Mrs. Wonka slid into the bottle.
“Perhaps me,” said Charlie in a grown-up way and Charlie slid into the bottle.
“Next me,” said Grandpa Joe and Grandpa Joe slid into the bottle.
“Next me,” said Grandma Josephine.
“Next me,” said Grandma Georgina.
“Next me,” said Grandpa George and Grandpa George slid into the bottle.
“Next me,” said Mr. Bucket and Mr. Bucket slid into the bottle.
“Perhaps, I will be next,” said Mrs. Bucket.
“Next me! Next me! Next me! Next me!” said Violet Beauregard.
“Perhaps I will be next,” said Mr. Beauregard and he slid into the bottle.
“Next me,” said Mrs. Beauregard and Mrs. Beauregard slid into the bottle.
“Perhaps I will be next,” said Augustus Gloop, but since Augustus Gloop was so fat, his legs could only fit in the bottle!
Then. inside the bottle Homer pressed a button and there was a loud explosion. Out of a bottle came Charlie, Mr. Wonka, Mrs. Wonka, the four old grandparents, the two parents, Violet Beauregard and her parents and multicolored yellow slime (except for Augustus Gloop).
“Hellooooo! can’t anybody get me out?” yelled Augustus Gloop. Meanwhile, when everybody was spouting out of the bottle and flying through the factory, Charlie noticed something.
“Hey, where did Augustus Gloop go,” said Charlie.
“Yeah I noticed that too,” said Grandma Josephine.
“Homer, are you thinking what I’m thinking,” said Violet.
“I think so,” said Homer.
And everybody dropped, bouncedy-bouncedy-bounce on Augustus’s head.
“Hey Augustus, you’re really good at holding us on your head,” said Charlie. He was on the top.
“Duh, thank you,” said Augustus Gloop in a stupid sort of way.
The bottle rumbled.
“Are you thinking what I’m thinking?” said Charlie to Grandpa Joe.
“Yup. We’re going to explode again,” said Grandpa Joe. And they did.

Ding, ding, ding!
It’s time for a memory game! Now in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 2, the characters were spouting out of a bottle. Do you know where they were going to spout to?
I’ll give you 3 choices:
A. The Café
B. The Nut Room; or
C. The Bathroom.

Find out in Chapter 17! So everybody, stick around! Stayed tuned!

Chapter 17: French

Back to the memory game! The typer will choose:
And the typer says, A, the café.
And the typer is right! It is the café! See you later everybody, because this is the end of the memory game. Bye!

Now back to the story…
CRASH! Charlie, Mr. Wonka, Mrs. Wonka, the four old grandparents, the two parents, Violet Beauregard and her parents and Homer landed in the café.
Ding, ding, ding!
It’s time for another memory game! Now in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 2,the characters land in the café. Do you know who’s there to greet them?
I’ll give you three choices:
A. Augustus Gloop’s aunt
B. The head chef
C. One of the oompa loompas

The typer will answer.
The typer says A, Augustus Gloop’s nasty aunt.

Wrong! It was the head chef. The typer guessed it wrong. Back to the story.

“Hello,” said the head chef.
“H…hh…hh…hi,” stuttered Charlie.
“I was just wondering if you knew French,” said the head chef to Charlie.
“Of course I know French,” said Charlie.
“Well, I was wondering if you could give me a class,” said the head chef.
“Of course,” said Charlie.
So Charlie and the head chef went into a meeting room.
“Presenting Charlie who will teach the head chef to speak French. And now, the first word,” a voice said.
“The first word is bon jour. That means hello in French,” said Charlie.
“The second word…” the voice said again.
“It is madam, which means ma’am in French,” Charlie said again.
“The third word..” the voice said again another time.
And Charlie kept on saying words in French. And when the French class was over, the audience clapped. Then, after the class, the head chef said to Charlie, “Charlie, French is a very important language. Thank you for teaching it to me.”
And Charlie and the head chef shook hands.

Meanwhile, Augustus Gloop was trying to get out of the bottle.
“I’ve almost got it!” said Augustus Gloop. Only Augustus Gloop’s feet were in the bottle. He tried to pull his feet out, POP, he pulled them out of the bottle. CRASH! Augustus Gloop fell out of the bottle and onto the floor, head first! Then Augustus Gloop climbed up the cauldron and almost got out of the cauldron. Only 8 fingers were handing onto the edge of the cauldron. “Get me out of here!” yelled Augustus Gloop. And Augustus Gloop stayed in the cauldron from a very, very long time!

Chapter 18: Augustus Gloop and The Secret Agent

“Now who will help me,” said Augustus Gloop.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a Secret Agent jumped out.
“I’ll save you,” said the Secret Agent.
“You’ll will? Good. So, will you help me get out of this cauldron?” said Augustus Gloop.
“Secret Agent 2. Bring a ladder to me,” said the Secret Agent on the walkie talkie.
Suddenly another Secret Agent jumped out.
Have no fear, Secret Agent 2 is back in town,” said Secret Agent 2.
“Here’s your ladder,” said Secret Agent 2 to Secret Agent 1.
“Thanks,” said Secret Agent 1.
So Secret Agent 1 climbed and climbed and climbed until he was three steps from Augustus Gloop.
“I’ll never give up,” said Secret Agent 1.
And so he climbed 2 steps and he only had one left. And again he said, “I’ll never give up.”
And he climbed one more step and he did it!
“I’ll save you,” said Secret Agent 1.
And the Secret Agent did!

Meanwhile, the Oompa Loompas were testing test tubes. “We are scientists but we don’t look like scientists,” said an Oompa Loompa.
“What kind of scientists are trying to be,” said another Oompa Loompa.
“A druggist,” said a third Oompa Loompa.
“We’ve almost tested all our test tubes,” said an Oompa Loompa.
So they tested. They put two plugs together and it made a big scratchy sound.
“These plug will work,” said an Oompa Loompa
“And a pinch of salt,” said a second Oompa Loompa.
So they tested it in the test tube, then, boom! The Oompa Loompas went flying in the air, and they tried never to be a druggist ever again!

Chapter 19: Horror!

Later on, Charlie, Mr. Wonka, Homer, Mrs. Wonka,, the four old grandparents, the two parents, Violet Beauregard and her parents, Violet Beauregard’s uncle, and Augustus Gloop went into a dark room. Suddenly, Homer disappeared!
“Where are you Homer?” yelled Mr. Wonka.
Suddenly, a crate was almost going to trap them, so Charlie had a plan. He built an air balloon just before the crate was going to crash on them.
CRASH! Everybody was trapped, except Charlie. He started the hot air balloon. It floated up and up and up and up! Suddenly, he found Homer working controls for the crate.
“I’ve trapped everybody now!” said Homer.
“Except me!” said Charlie.
Then Homer looked to the left and he saw Charlie.
“Why you little chocolate chicken!” said Homer.
“That’s tasty, you know,” said Charlie.
Suddenly Homer hopped in a helicopter and he flew into the air meeting with Charlie floating beside him.
“I’ll beat you to the fan,” said Charlie.
“What fan?” said Homer.
“That fan. Above us,” said Charlie.
“Ah!” yelled Homer. “Where’s the control to go down?”
“See you later alligator,” said Charlie.
But then Charlie’s air balloon started to leak!
“I’ve trapped you now Charlie!” said Homer.
And Charlie was trapped indeed. Then Charlie had an idea. First, he took a hammer and he crushed the basket of the hot air balloon. And then Charlie jumped into the air. And Charlie got hold of the handle to the door of the helicopter. And Charlie opened the door.
“So Charlie, you’ve come to fight,” said Homer.
“Yes indeed,” said Charlie as they rose up into the air. “See you later, because you’re heading to the fan,” said Charlie. Then Charlie took a match from the matchbox in his pocket and he lit it up!
“Is this what you’re afraid of?” said Charlie.
“Nnnnnnn..nnno!” stuttered Homer. And Charlie threw the match onto the helicopter and fire was on the plane.
Just then, Augustus Gloop’s aunt came into the room. “I’ll get ya,” said the nasty old lady to Charlie and Homer.
So Augustus Gloop’s aunt built a rocket. “This will get them.”
Augustus Gloop’s aunt started the controls. When she was done and ready to fly up into the air, she did. As Augustus Gloop’s aunt rose higher and higher, fire was in the helicopter of Charlie and Homer.
“Water, water, water!!!!!” yelled Homer.
“Ah!” yelled Charlie. His hands were holding onto the edge of the helicopter. The door was open and Charlie was about to fall, when the 2 Secret Agents came out of the walls, but they crashed into the helicopter and fell. Down and down, the Secret Agents went.
Crash! They landed on the floor. In the air, Charlie climbed into the helicopter and was safe.
“HHHHHHuuuuh! I think I shouldn’t have climbed onto the seat,” said Charlie and Charlie was trapped. Suddenly, the fire disappeared. But there was a crack in the floor of the helicopter. Then, the two sides of the helicopter separated. Homer’s side fell down to the ground. Down and down Homer went. Homer landed with a collapse.
“Seize Homer,” yelled Mr. Wonka. And the Oompa Loompas took Homer to jail.
While Augustus Gloop’s aunt was flying in the rocket, she flew passed Charlie and she landed on the fan with a crash. Then Augustus Gloop’s aunt fell. Down and down Augustus Gloop’s aunt went. She landed on the floor with a collapse.
So Charlie landed the helicopter and everybody was there to greet him. They all clapped for Charlie. And they all returned back to the hallway of the factory.

Chapter 20: The Adventure Heroes

After Charlie landed the helicopter, Augustus Gloop made a potion to make his aunt good. He took a wand from his pocket and said this password: “Seesaw iradium.” And the test tube flew at Augustus Gloop’s aunt farther and farther until it landed in Augustus Gloop’s aunt mouth. But the test tube broke. But Augustus Gloop’s aunt drank the potion.
Then everybody grew quiet. Augustus Gloop’s aunt’s mouth grew from a frown to a smile and when she was done changing she said, “Congratulations, you have saved yourselves from Homer. Come on, I’ll lead you to the factory theater.”
So, Augustus Gloop’s aunt led everybody to the theater. She stepped up on the stage. She said, “ladies and gentlemen, may I present the heroes of this great that they have solved. The mystery was who built a room in the factory and they found out it was Mr. Wonka’s son, Homer.”
Then, the doors of the theater opened and there, stepping out of the door, was Grandpa Wonka. “Sorry, I’m late, said Grandpa Wonka. And with Grandpa Wonka was Hermionie Wonka. And so, Hermonie and Grandpa Wonka took their seats.
“Ladies and gentlemen, may I present the main hero of this adventure, Charlie Bucket!” The audience clapped and Charlie steeped up to the stage. “I award 500 points to Charlie Bucket,” Augustus Gloop’s aunt said. And the audience clapped.
“May I present the second hero, Grandpa Joe!” said Augustus Gloop’s aunt. The audience clapped. Then Grandpa Joe stepped up to the stage. “I award 450 points to Grandpa Joe,” said Augustus Gloop’s aunt. And the audience clapped.
“The third hero is Mr. Wonka,” said Augustus Gloop’s aunt. And the audience clapped. And Mr. Wonka stepped up to the stage. “I award 400 points to Mr. Wonka,” said Augustus Gloop’s aunt. And the audience clapped.
“And the fourth hero, Mrs. Wonka”, said Augustus Gloop’s aunt. And the audience clapped and Mrs. Wonka stepped onto the stage. “I award 313 points to Mrs. Wonka,” said Augustus Gloop’s aunt. And the audience clapped.
“And the fifth hero, Grandma Josephine”, said Augustus Gloop’s aunt. And the audience clapped and Mrs. Wonka stepped up onto the stage. “I award 275 points to Grandma Josephine,” said Augustus Gloop’s aunt. And the audience clapped.
“And the sixth hero, Grandpa George”, said Augustus Gloop’s aunt. And the audience clapped and Grandpa George stepped onto the stage. “I award 245 points to Grandpa George,” said Augustus Gloop’s aunt. And the audience clapped.
“And the seventh hero, Grandma Georgina”, said Augustus Gloop’s aunt. And the audience clapped and Grandma Georgina stepped onto the stage. “I award 157 points to Grandma Georgina,” said Augustus Gloop’s aunt. And the audience clapped.
“And the next hero, Violet Beauregard”, said Augustus Gloop’s aunt. And the audience clapped and Violet Beauregard stepped onto the stage. “I award 100 points to Violet Beauregard,” said Augustus Gloop’s aunt. And the audience clapped.
“Next hero, Mr. Beauregard”, said Augustus Gloop’s aunt. And the audience clapped and Mr. Beauregard stepped onto the stage. “I award 53 points to Mr. Beauregard,” said Augustus Gloop’s aunt. And the audience clapped.
“The next hero, Mrs. Beauregard”, said Augustus Gloop’s aunt. And the audience clapped and Mrs. Beauregard stepped onto the stage. “I award 45 points to Mrs. Beauregard,” said Augustus Gloop’s aunt. And the audience clapped.
“And the last and final hero, Augustus Gloop”, said Augustus Gloop’s aunt. And the audience clapped and Augustus Gloop stepped onto the stage. “I award 31 points to Augustus Gloop,” said Augustus Gloop’s aunt. And the audience clapped.
“And these are a bunch of heroes and they saved a great mystery.” So everybody hopped in the glass elevator and they all traveled back home to where they belonged.
And if anything goes wrong again, they’ll always remember Willie Wonka’s chocolate factory. But just remember, Mr. Wonka gave Charlie the factory and for a story treat, the next time they go to the factory Charlie might be a man. But you’ll have to wait.
Now back to the story. When they were back in the air, they landed in Charlie’s house. So first, Charlie went out. Then they took out the three old grandparents, then grandpa Joe, then the two old parents. Then they flew off and dropped off the other people who were in this great adventure. And they’ll always a bunch of heroes forever!

The End

Why Questions

Why did you decide to write this book:
Because after they finish the first book, Charlie and Chocolate Factory I’ve been waiting for the next one. Since I’ve written 8 books, I decided to write my ninth book right now, and I did!

Who is Hermonie Wonka?:
Homer’s sister.

Why didn’t Mr. Wonka give the factory to Homer, his son?:
He wanted to be kind to Charlie, but not too kind.

Why was Augustus Gloop’s nasty aunt so nasty?
Well, lets review August Gloop’s whole family. There’s his father and mother and Augustus Gloop’s sister is Augustus Gloop’s aunt. And Augustus Gloop’s aunt has this pet snake named Herbert Shlemon. And since Augustus Gloop’s aunt give Herbert Shlemon the wrong pills, he became so evil that he ate Augustus Gloop’s real aunt up and so since Augustus Gloop’s nasty aunt stole Augustus Gloop away from his parents, he had to live with his nasty aunt forever!

What will your next book be?
Nightmare Ned, the movie: the nightmare returns!

Does Charlie get to live in the factory?
Six months he lives with his parents in his old house. In July, August, September, October, November and December he gets to live in the factory.

Do you want to be a writer when you grow up?
Yes. But also, I want to be a photographer and a janitor.